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Wayne
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To our friends from Australia and New Zealand
« on: Oct 11th, 2007, 5:56am » |
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What's the difference between an arsonist and the All Blacks? An arsonist wouldn't waste five matches.
What's the difference between the Wallabies and a tea bag? A tea bag stays longer in the cup.
A man's body is found washed up in Wellington Harbour wearing pink panties, fishnet stockings, high heels and an All Blacks jersey. The police have decided to remove the All Blacks jersey to save the family's embarrassment.
After the game Richie McCaw is walking down the tunnel and spots a cellphone. He picks it up and hands it to the referee. The ref says: "How did you know it was mine?" Richie says, "Because there's 15 missed calls on it."
Huntly and Palmer's are the new All Blacks sponsor - because they crumble in quarters.
What do you call 15 blokes sitting watching the World Cup semi-final? The Wallabies.
What about the All Black bra? All support but no cup.
Why do the Wallabies always have two to a hotel room when they're on tour?
So one can perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre when the other one chokes.
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Re: To our friends from Australia and New Zealand
« Reply #1 on: Oct 11th, 2007, 10:16am » |
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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Re: To our friends from Australia and New Zealand
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