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aubmari
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A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
"Emma come-a-first. Den I come.
Den-a-two asses come-a-together.
I come-a-once-a-more!
Two asses, dey come-a-together again.
Den-a I come-a-again den pee twice. Den I come-a one-a lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more,
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.
"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex
lives.
"Heya, coola downa lady," said the man. "Who's-a talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell-a ' Mississippi '."
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Re: On the bus
« Reply #1 on: Oct 4th, 2007, 5:52pm » |
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Re: On the bus
« Reply #2 on: Oct 5th, 2007, 4:22pm » |
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Based strictly on my screen name alone, I'm sure I am DEEPLY offended!!!!!! 
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Re: On the bus
« Reply #3 on: Oct 7th, 2007, 3:01am » |
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Clever.
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Re: On the bus
« Reply #4 on: Oct 11th, 2007, 11:46am » |
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