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Yorky
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corny..medical
« on: Oct 1st, 2007, 5:25pm » |
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Paddy and Colleen were making passionate love in Paddy's mini van when
suddenly Colleen, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out
"Oh big boy, whip me, whip me!"
Paddy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did not
have any whips on hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the window,
snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip Colleen until they both
collapse in ecstasy.
About a week later, Colleen notices that the marks left by the whipping are
starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The doctor takes one
look at the wounds and asks,
"Did you get these marks having sex?"
Colleen, a little embarrassed that she has slept with Paddy (let alone that
she allowed the kinky B*****d to whip her) eventually admits that, yes, she
did.
Nodding his head knowingly, the doctor exclaims,
"I thought so, because in all my years of doctoring you've got the worst
case of van aerial disease that I've ever seen.
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Re: corny..medical
« Reply #1 on: Oct 1st, 2007, 5:47pm » |
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groan..... 
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« Reply #2 on: Oct 1st, 2007, 11:50pm » |
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 2nd, 2007, 12:02am » |
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« Reply #4 on: Oct 2nd, 2007, 7:26pm » |
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« Reply #5 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 12:44pm » |
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ok then....
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« Reply #6 on: Oct 14th, 2007, 2:38am » |
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Ah! The foreigners put on such airs
Wearing the tangerine suits
And their harlequin eyes.
The pain they inspire
Draws in harmonica melodies
And the feathers of birds
Which flame up at their touch.
It all comes to light in the sheer
Debonair.
(Ellen)
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