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Yorky
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Penelope, a devote Catholic, had passed away. The priest conducted her
eulogy with heartfelt gusto.
"Penelope married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again
and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she married yet
again and this time had 5 more children. Again, her husband died.
Then alas, she finally died, he intoned.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for Penelope. He thanked
The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally
together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her friend. Mary, "Do you think he
means her first, second or third husband?"
Mary replied, "I think he means her legs."
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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Re: sshh vicar
« Reply #1 on: Oct 2nd, 2007, 7:27pm » |
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 Believing is just the beginning!
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sandie99
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Re: sshh vicar
« Reply #2 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 12:42pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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