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Yorky
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kids dreams shattered
« on: Sep 28th, 2007, 8:56pm » |
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A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know," the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me
you won't tell me."
Confused, the father asked what was wrong.
The boy sobbed, "When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny'speech
. At seven, I got the "There's no Tooth Fairy" speech.
When I
was eight, you hit me with the "There's no Santa" speech.
If you're
going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing
left to live for."
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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MR_FLOOR
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Re: kids dreams shattered
« Reply #1 on: Sep 28th, 2007, 9:58pm » |
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Your killing me bro.I wish I could remember that many good jokes
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Re: kids dreams shattered
« Reply #2 on: Sep 28th, 2007, 11:54pm » |
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phil_h
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Re: kids dreams shattered
« Reply #3 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 5:37am » |
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Angels are among us ........beasts beware !!!!!!
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sandie99
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Re: kids dreams shattered
« Reply #4 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 12:50pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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aloneuk
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Re: kids dreams shattered
« Reply #5 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 2:47pm » |
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as always you have me in stitches
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change,
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cosmicfunkfather
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Re: kids dreams shattered
« Reply #6 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 6:28pm » |
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To not know is bad, To not wish to know -- is worse. 
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