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Yorky
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HILLYBILLY DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"
The farmer said, "I want to get one of them dayvorces."
The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres"
The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand, Do you have a suit?"
The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays."
The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"
The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"
The farmer said,"Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere"
The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"
The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."
The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"
The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last
child was a nagger and that's why I wants me a dayvorce."
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Re: a dayvorce
« Reply #1 on: Sep 28th, 2007, 9:53pm » |
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 28th, 2007, 11:58pm » |
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Re: a dayvorce
« Reply #3 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 5:35am » |
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Re: a dayvorce
« Reply #4 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 12:52pm » |
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