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Yorky
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subject: Stutters.
A man with a very bad stammer goes to see the doctor. Ex ex excuse me d d doctor, I have this b b bad stammer and w w was w wondering if you could help m m me?
Well take your clothes off and get into this gown, I;ll look you over.
Finally the doctor say I see what your problem is. Your penis is too long and it is pulling your abdominal muscles and they are straining your vocal cords.
W w well c c can you help me?
Sure I can, but well need to cut off about eight inches.
G g go ahead doctor . I c c can t take any more of this. D d do it.
Six months later he goes back to see the doctor.
&;I must say doc, the operation was a great success, but my sex life is terrible. I would like the operation reversed. Please put back on what you took off.
The doctor replied, y You c c can p p p piss off.
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Re: stuttters
« Reply #1 on: Sep 28th, 2007, 8:08pm » |
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You still got it bro
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« Reply #2 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 5:38am » |
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« Reply #3 on: Oct 2nd, 2007, 7:29pm » |
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Re: stuttters
« Reply #4 on: Oct 9th, 2007, 6:04am » |
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change,
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Re: stuttters
« Reply #5 on: Oct 11th, 2007, 5:00am » |
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