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Yorky
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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED
IN A SAUNA.
SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. "THAT WAS MY PAGER," SHE SAID.
I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.
A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER
PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, "THAT WAS MY
MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND."
THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED
SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE
SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.
SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.
THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN
FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M GETTING A FAX!!
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Re: tecnoligy
« Reply #1 on: Sep 28th, 2007, 7:53pm » |
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phil_h
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Re: tecnoligy
« Reply #2 on: Sep 29th, 2007, 5:33am » |
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Angels are among us ........beasts beware !!!!!!
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sandie99
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Re: tecnoligy
« Reply #3 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 12:54pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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Re: tecnoligy
« Reply #4 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 2:45pm » |
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change,
the devil changes you !
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Re: tecnoligy
« Reply #5 on: Oct 13th, 2007, 7:40pm » |
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LMBO  GOOD ONE
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Re: tecnoligy
« Reply #6 on: Jan 25th, 2008, 2:32pm » |
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Good one!
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Re: tecnoligy
« Reply #7 on: Feb 1st, 2008, 9:09am » |
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“Life is all about timing... the unreachable becomes reachable, the unavailable become available, the unattainable... attainable. Have the patience, wait it out It's all about timing.” - Stacey Charter
"If I don't remember it happening, it never happened. " - Tori
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