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minnie
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dusty underwear
« on: Sep 26th, 2007, 6:21pm » |
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Dusty Underwear
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.
'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker... 'It's not talcum powder......
It's 'Miracle Grow'.'
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Re: dusty underwear
« Reply #1 on: Sep 26th, 2007, 6:46pm » |
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 Now, that's just beeing cruel!! 
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Re: dusty underwear
« Reply #2 on: Sep 26th, 2007, 10:30pm » |
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Re: dusty underwear
« Reply #3 on: Sep 26th, 2007, 11:56pm » |
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Re: dusty underwear
« Reply #4 on: Sep 27th, 2007, 5:30am » |
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HARSH !
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Re: dusty underwear
« Reply #5 on: Sep 27th, 2007, 12:51pm » |
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I got this one yesterday and TFF!!
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Re: dusty underwear
« Reply #6 on: Sep 28th, 2007, 8:19am » |
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Re: dusty underwear
« Reply #7 on: Sep 28th, 2007, 3:45pm » |
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Funny Funny Funny....
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