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Office Contests
« on: Sep 19th, 2007, 9:25pm » |
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THE OFFICE CONTEST TO BEAT ALL OFFICE CONTESTS
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>> The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous
>> staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week.
>> This is one pretty sharp boss! When everyone gathered, the boss,
>> who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out
>> staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest.
>> The theme:Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was they had to
>> use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that
>> captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable.
>> About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a
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>> Top
>> 10 List.
>> With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
>> went very well for everyone!
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>> The top 10 were:
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>> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
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>> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper.
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>> 8. Viagra, Like a rock!
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>> 7 Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
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>> 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
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>> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
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>> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
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>> 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper!
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>> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!
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>> And the unanimous number one slogan:
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>> 1. Viagra, This is your peepee, this is your peepee on drugs.
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