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rolo65
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I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy.
Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and Then...
You finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case
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Wayne
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Re: Life backwards
« Reply #1 on: Sep 12th, 2007, 2:18am » |
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 I like this thought process
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Re: Life backwards
« Reply #2 on: Sep 12th, 2007, 4:41am » |
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 sounds good to me 
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Re: Life backwards
« Reply #3 on: Sep 12th, 2007, 8:04am » |
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Works for me - let me know when the reservations have been made.
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