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aubmari
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Only a woman would think of this...
« on: Sep 4th, 2007, 11:04am » |
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A woman went to her doctor. The doctor, after an examination, sighed
and said, "I've some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your
affairs in order. The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself
and walked into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting.
"Well daughter," she said, "we women celebrate when things are good,
and we celebrate when things don't go well. In this case, things aren't
well. I have cancer. Let's head to the club and have a martini."
Tey were eventually approached by some of the wman's old friends, who
were curious as to what the two were celebrating. The woman told her
friends they were drinking to her impending end: "I have been diagnosed
with AIDS."
The friends gave the woman their condolences, and they had a couple of
more martinis.
After the friends left, the woman's daughter leaned over and whispered,
"Momma, I thought you said you were dying of cancer, and you just told
your friends you were dying of AIDS."
The woman said, "I don't want any of those 'bitches' sleeping with your
father after I'm gone."
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Re: Only a woman would think of this...
« Reply #1 on: Sep 4th, 2007, 11:28am » |
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Wayne
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Re: Only a woman would think of this...
« Reply #2 on: Sep 4th, 2007, 2:49pm » |
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Yup, Definitely the more dangerous of the sexes!! Ask any divorced bloke.
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Re: Only a woman would think of this...
« Reply #3 on: Sep 4th, 2007, 9:42pm » |
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Re: Only a woman would think of this...
« Reply #4 on: Sep 12th, 2007, 11:13am » |
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