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Wayne
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Truth about dieting
« on: Sep 4th, 2007, 1:45am » |
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The Truth About Dieting
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. (It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies.)
1. The Japanese eat very little fat or salt and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and spicy foods and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.
3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians.
4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of fat sausages and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.
6. Ukrainians drink a lot of vodka, eat a lot of cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.
7. The French don't care what they eat and drink and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans, Australians, British or Canadians.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like...
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: Truth about dieting
« Reply #1 on: Sep 4th, 2007, 10:07am » |
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Re: Truth about dieting
« Reply #2 on: Sep 4th, 2007, 9:41pm » |
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Re: Truth about dieting
« Reply #3 on: Sep 5th, 2007, 7:50pm » |
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Well, gosh golly jeepers! I've always wanted to learn russian... and german.... and french....
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Re: Truth about dieting
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