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rolo65
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to
"Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been
married ten times.?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
great it was going to be.
"Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how
it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get
back with me.
"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
order, .he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he
wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of
the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he
wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.
"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was...........
God I miss him.
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"Your’re with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."
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phil_h
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Re: The 11th Husband
« Reply #1 on: Aug 28th, 2007, 10:39pm » |
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Angels are among us ........beasts beware !!!!!!
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Re: The 11th Husband
« Reply #2 on: Aug 29th, 2007, 12:47am » |
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 How very true
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Re: The 11th Husband
« Reply #3 on: Aug 29th, 2007, 11:36pm » |
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Good one Rolland
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learn to meditate (or just sit & do nowt)
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Re: The 11th Husband
« Reply #4 on: Sep 1st, 2007, 6:16am » |
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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sandie99
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Re: The 11th Husband
« Reply #5 on: Sep 12th, 2007, 11:16am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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