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Barry_T_Coles
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George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him.
'I don't know what to do here,' says the devil. 'You're on my list but I have no room for you, but you definitely have to stay here, so
I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got 3 people here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves.'
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room. In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water; he kept diving in and surfacing empty handed over and over and over.Such was his fate in hell.
HELL No!' George said. 'I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long.'
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
'No! I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!' commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head and his legs staked in spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, 'Yeah, I can handle this.'
The devil smiled and said.... 'MONICA, you're free to go'
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Re: BUSH
« Reply #1 on: Aug 26th, 2007, 10:08pm » |
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sandie99
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Re: BUSH
« Reply #2 on: Aug 28th, 2007, 10:44am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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learn to meditate (or just sit & do nowt)
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Re: BUSH
« Reply #3 on: Sep 1st, 2007, 6:18am » |
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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Re: BUSH
« Reply #4 on: Sep 3rd, 2007, 12:25am » |
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