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« on: Aug 26th, 2007, 7:12pm »
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND
 
THINKING, "SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?"
 
 
 
WELL... YOU'LL LOVE THIS TALE
 
 
 
I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW
 
DENTIST; I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
 
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME
 
 
 
NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 40-ODD YEARS AGO. COULD HE BE
 
THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING
 
HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT THIS BALDING,
 
GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN
 
MY CLASSMATE!
 
 
 
AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK
 
HIGH SCHOOL.  
 
 
 
"YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG," HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.
 
"WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?" I ASKED.
 
HE ANSWERED, "IN 1959. WHY DO YOU ASK?"
 
'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!" I EXCLAIMED.
 
 
 
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
 
 
 
THEN, THAT UGLY, OLD, WRINKLED, BALD, FAT, GRAY, DECREPIT SON-OF-A-BITCH
 
ASKED, "WHAT DID YOU TEACH?"
 
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« Reply #1 on: Aug 26th, 2007, 8:10pm »
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Re: AGE
« Reply #2 on: Aug 27th, 2007, 6:50am »
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« Reply #3 on: Aug 27th, 2007, 12:43pm »
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« Reply #4 on: Aug 28th, 2007, 10:43am »
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« Reply #5 on: Sep 1st, 2007, 6:27am »
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