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Yorky
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learning to swear
« on: Aug 25th, 2007, 4:03am » |
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You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
started swearing".
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
When we go
downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you
swear after me, ok?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he
wants
for breakfast.
"Oh, sh*it mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops."
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen
floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looked at
the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what
do you want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fu*cking Coco Pops."
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Re: learning to swear
« Reply #1 on: Aug 25th, 2007, 4:55am » |
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Re: learning to swear
« Reply #2 on: Aug 25th, 2007, 6:03am » |
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Re: learning to swear
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Re: learning to swear
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