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aubmari
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Investment tips for 2008
« on: Aug 24th, 2007, 3:15pm » |
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Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2008. For those of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.
Watch for these consolidations in 2008:
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.
4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally ..
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBang Bang.
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Re: Investment tips for 2008
« Reply #1 on: Aug 28th, 2007, 10:47am » |
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Re: Investment tips for 2008
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