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Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after the night
at a business function. He forces himself to open
his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of
aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him,
all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room
and sees that it is in perfect order, Spotlessly clean!
So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a hugeblack
eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping,
"Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son...
what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3 am , drunk and out of your
mind.
You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and
got that black eye when you ran into the door."
So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a
rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!...Mom dragged you to the
bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you
screamed,
"Leave me alone, b*tch, I'm married!!!"
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast - $5
Red Rose bud
- $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing, at the right time...
Priceless
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Re: Priceless
« Reply #1 on: Aug 21st, 2007, 2:10pm » |
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change,
the devil changes you !
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Re: Priceless
« Reply #2 on: Aug 21st, 2007, 4:59pm » |
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Re: Priceless
« Reply #3 on: Aug 21st, 2007, 7:26pm » |
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Worry is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.
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Re: Priceless
« Reply #4 on: Aug 22nd, 2007, 9:34pm » |
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a good one!
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