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Lejla
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FBI Job Opening:
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... Kill Her!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, “I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instruction, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls after a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow. "The gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
Moral:
Women are evil.
Don't mess with them
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Barry_T_Coles
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Re: Women!!!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 21st, 2007, 7:29pm » |
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Worry is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.
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cosmicfunkfather
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Re: Women!!!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 21st, 2007, 7:49pm » |
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good one Lejla
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andrewjb
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Re: Women!!!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 21st, 2007, 9:45pm » |
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Yorky
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learn to meditate (or just sit & do nowt)
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Re: Women!!!
« Reply #4 on: Aug 22nd, 2007, 10:34am » |
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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Rosybabe
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"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!!
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Re: Women!!!
« Reply #5 on: Aug 22nd, 2007, 9:28pm » |
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very good!!
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 Believing is just the beginning!
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William
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I heard this with a soldier, an airman and a marine, the last lines were some idiot filled it full of blanks so I had to beat the witch to death
Moral
Muscles
are
required
intelligence
not
essential
look down the above list looking only at the first letter it is Marine abbv.
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sandie99
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Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain!
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Re: Women!!!
« Reply #7 on: Nov 27th, 2007, 1:00pm » |
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Yeah, don't mess with women.
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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midwestbeth
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Re: Women!!!
« Reply #8 on: Nov 28th, 2007, 12:49pm » |
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Beth
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Do more than exist - live
Do more than touch - feel
Do more than look - observe
Do more than read - absorb
Do more than hear - listen
Do more than listen - understand
~ John Rhodes
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