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"Titanic" and "My Life"
« on: Aug 20th, 2007, 8:11pm » |
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School students were assigned to read two books, "Titanic" and "My Life," (by Bill Clinton ).
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories. His professor had a sense of humor and gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic: $29.99
Clinton : $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden l ove, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets r uined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hilary ... Basically the same thing.
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Re: "Titanic" and "My Life"
« Reply #1 on: Aug 20th, 2007, 8:30pm » |
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Re: "Titanic" and "My Life"
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