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Lubbi2
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Daddy calls home
« on: Aug 18th, 2007, 7:34pm » |
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Joe had some good luck and got off work early. So he calls home to ask his wife if he should pick something up for dinner. Little Susie answers the phone. The conversation goes something like this....
"Hi honey, its daddy."
"Hi Daddy!!"
"Honey, where is mommy?"
"Oh, she's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Mike."
"Uncle Mike??? You don't have an Uncle Mike! Go tell mommy I want to talk to her!"
"Daddy, I really shouldn't. Mommy and Uncle Mike are all naked and making funny noises. I think they are sick!"
"OK, honey, here is what I want you to do. Run upstairs, stand outside the bedroom door, and tell them that Daddy just pulled in the driveway."
"Sure, Daddy."
A few minutes go by....
"Ok, Daddy, I did what you said. Mommy must have been really happy, because she jumped up and started screaming, but then she fell and hit her head on the dresser. She's not moving at all now! And Uncle Mike must have wanted to meet you in the driveway, because he started running around and then jumped right out the window and into the pool! But, Daddy! He must have forgotten that you took all the water out last weekend, because now he's not moving either!"
A long pause.....
"Pool???? Is this 555-9987??"
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Re: Daddy calls home
« Reply #1 on: Aug 19th, 2007, 4:50am » |
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Re: Daddy calls home
« Reply #2 on: Aug 19th, 2007, 8:30am » |
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Re: Daddy calls home
« Reply #3 on: Aug 19th, 2007, 6:56pm » |
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