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Lejla
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Geography of a woman
« on: Aug 16th, 2007, 3:26pm » |
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> GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
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> Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild,
> naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
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> Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America, well developed and open to
> trade, especially for someone with cash.
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> Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced
> of her own beauty.
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> Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm
> and a desirable place to visit.
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> Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all
> conquering past.
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> Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some
> great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
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> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now
> largely un-patrolled.
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> After 70, she becomes Tibet, off the beaten path, with a mysterious past
> and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an
> adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love dare
> visit there.
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> GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
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> Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran - ruled by a dick.
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Re: Geography of a woman
« Reply #1 on: Aug 16th, 2007, 4:42pm » |
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 16th, 2007, 5:28pm » |
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Re: Geography of a woman
« Reply #3 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 8:59am » |
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Re: Geography of a woman
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