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aubmari
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50 dollars is 50 dollars....
« on: Aug 15th, 2007, 11:32am » |
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50 dollars IS 50 dollars
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> Morris and his wife Ethel went to the state fair every year, and
> every year Morris would say, "Ethel, I'd like to ride in that
> helicopter".
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> Ethel always replied, "I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is
> fifty dollars -- and fifty dollars is fifty dollars".
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> One year Ethel and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, "Ethel,
> I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get
> another chance."
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> Ethel replied, "Morris that helicopter is fifty dollars -- and fifty
> dollars is fifty dollars".
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> The pilot overheard the couple and said, "Folks I'll make you a deal.
> I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the
> entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say one
> word, it's fifty dollars."
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> Morris and Ethel agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of
> fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil
> tricks over and over again, but still not a word.
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> When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, "By golly, I
> did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm
> impressed!"
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> Morris replied, "Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something
> when Ethel fell out, but you know -- fifty dollars is fifty dollars."
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Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
« Reply #1 on: Aug 15th, 2007, 12:02pm » |
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Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
« Reply #2 on: Aug 15th, 2007, 7:04pm » |
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Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
« Reply #3 on: Aug 15th, 2007, 7:12pm » |
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LMAO! 
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Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
« Reply #4 on: Aug 16th, 2007, 3:22am » |
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Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
« Reply #5 on: Aug 17th, 2007, 12:48pm » |
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too funny!
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Re: 50 dollars is 50 dollars....
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