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Yorky
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keep in shape
« on: Aug 11th, 2007, 6:48am » |
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One day I saw a wonderful old gal sitting on her front step, so I walked up
to her and said, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your
secret for such a long, happy life?"
"I smoke ten stogies a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice
big joint. All my life I've eaten only junk food and I put away at least a fifth
of Jack Daniels every week. On weekends I pop pills, and never do any
exercise at all."
Absolutely, absolutely amazing, I thought, and asked, "How old are you?"
"Twenty-four," she replied.
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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aloneuk
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Re: keep in shape
« Reply #1 on: Aug 12th, 2007, 8:29am » |
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change,
the devil changes you !
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MR_FLOOR
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Re: keep in shape
« Reply #2 on: Aug 12th, 2007, 9:59am » |
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Not aging well are we 
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soulroach
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just get me through the day
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Re: keep in shape
« Reply #3 on: Aug 13th, 2007, 1:58am » |
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funny stuff!!
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once in awhile you get shown the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right
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