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Yorky
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life after .....
« on: Jul 28th, 2007, 6:44am » |
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A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and
inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word he made contact,
"Mary. Mary."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to
the golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex
twice.
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty
much all afternoon.
After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night.
The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk."
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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barry_sword
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Re: life after .....
« Reply #1 on: Jul 28th, 2007, 6:53am » |
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Thanks, Yorky. I needed a laugh this morning more than you know.
Barry
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MR_FLOOR
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Re: life after .....
« Reply #2 on: Jul 28th, 2007, 9:00am » |
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Not your best work but still good. 
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michael
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Re: life after .....
« Reply #3 on: Jul 28th, 2007, 9:01am » |
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Brilliant!
Mike
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aloneuk
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Re: life after .....
« Reply #4 on: Jul 28th, 2007, 11:52am » |
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yorky
you always have me in stiches 
really needed the laugh today !
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If you dance with the devil the devil don't change,
the devil changes you !
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Rosybabe
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Re: life after .....
« Reply #5 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 6:45pm » |
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funny funny!
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sandie99
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Re: life after .....
« Reply #6 on: Aug 3rd, 2007, 2:14pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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