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Yorky
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toilet humour
« on: Jul 27th, 2007, 1:10pm » |
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A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:
"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks:
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"And Tigger?"
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
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Re: toilet humour
« Reply #1 on: Jul 27th, 2007, 2:03pm » |
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Those who have raised children know the correct answer to all questions is..."why do you ask???"........no wonder my kids are so screwed up!!!!
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Re: toilet humour
« Reply #2 on: Jul 27th, 2007, 2:44pm » |
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I don't get it.
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Re: toilet humour
« Reply #3 on: Jul 27th, 2007, 5:20pm » |
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on Jul 27th, 2007, 2:44pm, kimmiedawn81 wrote:
Whinny the........
Got me again dude
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Re: toilet humour
« Reply #4 on: Jul 28th, 2007, 10:14am » |
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Gotcha!! I'm with ya now! 
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Re: toilet humour
« Reply #5 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 6:46pm » |
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