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old and wise
« on: Jul 27th, 2007, 12:53pm » |
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An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely: Picnic tables, horseshoe
courts, a volleyball court, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was
properly shaped and fixed up for swimming.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and look it over,
as he hadn't been there in a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to
bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women
skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not
coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here
to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
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Re: old and wise
« Reply #1 on: Jul 27th, 2007, 5:16pm » |
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Re: old and wise
« Reply #2 on: Jul 28th, 2007, 1:07pm » |
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Re: old and wise
« Reply #3 on: Jul 28th, 2007, 9:07pm » |
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Thanks again for the laugh, I needed that.
Barry
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Re: old and wise
« Reply #4 on: Jul 31st, 2007, 6:43pm » |
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that is funny!!
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