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SHOULD CHILDREN WITNESS CHILDBIRTH
« on: Jul 23rd, 2007, 4:02pm »
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 Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.  
 
The  house was  very dark , so the paramedic asked Katie, a 3-yr old girl to hold a  flashlight  high over her mommy , so he could see while he
delivered the baby.  
 
Very diligently, Katie did as she was asked.
   
Heidi  pushed and pushed and after a little while, tommy was born.  
 
The   paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his  bottom.
 
tommy began to cry.  
 
The paramedic then thanked Katie for her  help and
  asked the   wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.
 
 Katie quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
  first place .....smack him again!"
 
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 23rd, 2007, 11:11pm »
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Another good one bud Grin
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