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Barry_T_Coles
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A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman
for several years One night, during one of their rendezvous,
she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his
reputation or his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money
if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy
to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child
turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."
"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife handed him the card and watched as her husband read the
card, turned white and collapsed.
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti.
Two with meatballs, one without! Request bread..."
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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #1 on: Jul 19th, 2007, 11:14am » |
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Re: Spaghetti
« Reply #2 on: Jul 23rd, 2007, 4:28pm » |
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I guess he should have kept his bolognas sauce to himself!!
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