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JimLaff
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> Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have
forgiven your enemies?"
> 80% held up their hands.
> The Minister then repeated his question.
> All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
> "Mrs. Jones?" "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
> "I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
> "Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
> "Ninety-eight." she replied
> "Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a
person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?"
> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and said: "I out-lived the Bitches"
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Where do I take this pain of mine
I run but it stays right my side
So tear me open, pour me out
There's things inside that scream and shout
And the pain still hates me
So hold me, until it sleeps
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Barry_T_Coles
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Re: Church
« Reply #1 on: Jul 18th, 2007, 8:14pm » |
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Worry is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do but gets you nowhere.
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Rosybabe
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"Too much of a good thing can be wonderful!!
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Re: Church
« Reply #2 on: Jul 18th, 2007, 9:48pm » |
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last to laugh gets the biggest laugh!
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 Believing is just the beginning!
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