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aubmari
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Crusty old Biker
« on: Jul 17th, 2007, 6:33pm » |
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CRUSTY OLD BIKER
A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND-JOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The old biker replies, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
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Re: Crusty old Biker
« Reply #1 on: Jul 17th, 2007, 7:08pm » |
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Re: Crusty old Biker
« Reply #2 on: Jul 17th, 2007, 7:22pm » |
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