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Mother Superior
« on: Jul 8th, 2007, 11:31pm »
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Mother Superior was on her way to late morning  
prayers, when she passed two novices just  
leaving early morning prayers, on their way to  
classes. As she passed the young ladies, Mother  
Superior said, "Good morning ladies."  
 
 
The novices replied, "Good morning, Mother  
Superior, may God be with you." But after they  
had passed, Mother Superior heard one say to  
the other, "I think she got out of the wrong  
side of the bed this morning." This startled  
Mother Superior, but she chose not to pursue  
the issue.  
 
 
A little further down the hall, Mother Superior  
passed two of the Sisters who had been teaching  
at the convent for several years. She greeted  
them with, "Good morning Sister Martha, Sister  
Jessica, may God give you wisdom for our  
students today."  
 
 
"Good morning, Mother Superior. Thank you, and  
may God be with you."  
 
 
But again, after passing, Mother Superior  
overheard, "She got out of the wrong side of  
bed today." Baffled, she started to wonder if  
she had spoken harshly, or with an irritated  
look on her face. She vowed to be more  
pleasant.  
 
 
Looking down the hall, Mother Superior saw  
retired Sister Mary approaching, step by step,  
with her walker. As Sister Mary was rather  
deaf, Mother Superior had plenty of time to  
arrange a pleasant smile on her face, before  
greeting Sister Mary. "Good morning, Sister  
Mary. I'm so happy to see you up and about. I  
pray God watches over you today, and grants you  
a wonderful day."  
 
 
"Ah, Good morning, Mother Superior, and thank  
you. I see you got up on the wrong side of bed  
this morning."  
 
 
Mother Superior was floored! "Sister Mary, what  
have I done wrong? I have tried to be pleasant,  
but three times already today, people have said  
that about me."  
 
 
Sister Mary stopped her walker, and looked  
Mother Superior in the face. "Oh, don't take it  
personal, Mother Superior. It's just that  
you're wearing Father Murphy's slippers
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