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Latex gloves...
« on: Jun 19th, 2007, 8:27pm » |
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A dentist noticed that his next patient, an elderly lady, was
looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as he
put on his gloves.
"Do you know how they make these gloves?" he asked.
"No, I don't" she replied
"Well," he spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank
of latex. Workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in
their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them
into boxes of the right size."
She didn't crack a smile. "Oh well, I tried," he thought.
But five minutes later, during a delicate portion of the dental
procedure, she burst out laughing.
"What's so funny?" he asked.
"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.
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Re: Latex gloves...
« Reply #1 on: Jun 19th, 2007, 8:56pm » |
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The imagination could run wild here.
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Re: Latex gloves...
« Reply #2 on: Jun 19th, 2007, 10:07pm » |
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Re: Latex gloves...
« Reply #3 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 2:47am » |
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Thats why they were always too big for me. 
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Re: Latex gloves...
« Reply #4 on: Jun 22nd, 2007, 3:16pm » |
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what? the gloves or....?? 
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Re: Latex gloves...
« Reply #5 on: Jun 30th, 2007, 10:42am » |
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on Jun 20th, 2007, 2:47am, michael wrote:| Thats why they were always too big for me. |
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Huh. I've always had the opposite problem, and that's no picnic either.
.......Gloves, okay? 
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Re: Latex gloves...
« Reply #6 on: Jun 30th, 2007, 5:18pm » |
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Re: Latex gloves...
« Reply #7 on: Jun 30th, 2007, 9:16pm » |
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LMAO
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Re: Latex gloves...
« Reply #8 on: Jul 2nd, 2007, 12:01pm » |
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