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THE HORTH WITHPERER
« on: Jun 19th, 2007, 8:11pm » |
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THE HORTH WITHPERER
Matt calls his buddy Marty, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a
friend over to look at a horse.
Marty asks "How will I recognize him?"
That's easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment."
So, the midget shows up, and Marty asks him if he's looking for a male
or female horse.
"A female horth."
So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"?
Marty picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up
again, and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him
up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Ni th mouf, can I see her tw@t"?
Totally mad at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams
the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's tw@t, pulls him out and
slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing.
"Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit.
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« Reply #3 on: Jun 20th, 2007, 4:27pm » |
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it took me a second!!!!
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Re: THE HORTH WITHPERER
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Oh my gosh...that was so funny!!!!!
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