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mynm156
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Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« on: Jun 13th, 2007, 3:18am » |
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Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was black.
So Johnny asks, Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that? Why do you want to know if you're more Jewish or more black?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down to $25, or wait until it's dark and just steal the fuckin' thing."
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #1 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 5:43am » |
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Racist and anti-Semetic-you should be ashamed, but I doubt that you are capable of understanding why  .
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #2 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 6:43am » |
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 , funny social observation. andrew.
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #3 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 5:30pm » |
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Too funny
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #4 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 5:38pm » |
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You spelled my name wrong....LMMFAO 
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #5 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 9:00pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2007, 5:43am, klusterkopf wrote:| Racist and anti-Semetic-you should be ashamed, but I doubt that you are capable of understanding why . |
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Common it's just a joke I thought it was pretty funny nymm.
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #6 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 10:47pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2007, 5:43am, klusterkopf wrote:| Racist and anti-Semetic-you should be ashamed, but I doubt that you are capable of understanding why . |
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Ich bin deutsch mich selbst. Ich verstehe mehr als, dass Sie denken konnten. Ich entschuldige mich, wenn ich Sie beleidigt habe.
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #7 on: Jun 13th, 2007, 11:54pm » |
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on Jun 13th, 2007, 10:47pm, mynm156 wrote:
Ich bin deutsch mich selbst. Ich verstehe mehr als, dass Sie denken konnten. Ich entschuldige mich, wenn ich Sie beleidigt habe. |
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Say what
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #8 on: Jun 14th, 2007, 12:14am » |
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on Jun 13th, 2007, 10:47pm, mynm156 wrote:
Ich bin deutsch mich selbst. Ich verstehe mehr als, dass Sie denken konnten. Ich entschuldige mich, wenn ich Sie beleidigt habe. |
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Es freut mich; vielen dank!
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #9 on: Jun 14th, 2007, 12:53am » |
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on Jun 14th, 2007, 12:14am, klusterkopf wrote:
Es freut mich; vielen dank!
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Are you guys cursing  .
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on Jun 14th, 2007, 12:53am, MR_FLOOR wrote:
Are you guys cursing .
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Nein, alles ist gut zwischen uns.
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #11 on: Jun 14th, 2007, 1:52am » |
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on Jun 14th, 2007, 1:29am, klusterkopf wrote:
Nein, alles ist gut zwischen uns.
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This is univirsal 
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« Reply #12 on: Jun 14th, 2007, 2:08am » |
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on Jun 14th, 2007, 1:52am, MR_FLOOR wrote:
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You really need to improve your spelling. 
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #13 on: Jun 14th, 2007, 11:57am » |
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Just a reminder, klusterkopf is a troll and a regular visitor to this site. A pathetic little man with no other source of amusement then to try and wreak havoc in our little town here. Do not engage him, if ignored he eventually moves on to bring sadness to other places.
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #14 on: Jun 14th, 2007, 5:23pm » |
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K guys....brain is fried so sorry if my translation isn't 100% correct but it's something like this...
Mynm says: "Ich bin deutsch mich selbst. Ich verstehe mehr als, dass Sie denken konnten. Ich entschuldige mich, wenn ich Sie beleidigt habe.".....
I am German myself. I exceedingly ("mehr als" does not translate well, sorry..its like an emphasis on the next word) understand that you can not think. Excuse me if I have offended you.
In response klusterkopf says...
"Es freut mich; vielen dank!"....
This pleases me (makes me happy), thank you very much!
Geeze guys, if you have something mean to say, man up and say it in English so all can understand please!!!!!
And learn to take a joke, perhaps if you can't appreciate American humor you should keep your feelings to yourself, and we will do the same to your jokes!
Lisa
(oh and ps when you asked if they were cursing they wrote "Nein, alles ist gut zwischen uns."....."No, all is hunky-dory between us."
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Re: Politically INCORREECT little Johnny
« Reply #15 on: Jun 15th, 2007, 8:55am » |
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on Jun 14th, 2007, 5:23pm, swimchica623 wrote:
Geeze guys, if you have something mean to say, man up and say it in English so all can understand please!!!!!
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Perhaps you SHOULD make sure that your translation is correct before you tell anyone to do anything.
Good Vibes
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