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aubmari
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Lifesavers.....
« on: May 31st, 2007, 5:56pm » |
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Lifesavers
A teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste) of first
graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. After eating
them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," the teacher said, "I will give you all a clue. It's what
your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, "Oh, my God!! Spit them out! They're ass-holes!!!
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Re: Lifesavers.....
« Reply #1 on: May 31st, 2007, 6:01pm » |
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Re: Lifesavers.....
« Reply #2 on: Jun 1st, 2007, 3:12am » |
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Re: Lifesavers.....
« Reply #3 on: Jun 2nd, 2007, 1:22am » |
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Re: Lifesavers.....
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