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michael
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A man staggered into hospital with concussion, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat. The medic asked: "What happened to you?"
He replied: "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when we both sliced our balls into a neighbouring cow field.
"We went to look for them and I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear.
"I lifted the cow's tail and, sure enough, there was a ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck up the cow's backside.
"Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife: `Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."
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Re: Golf Story
« Reply #1 on: May 29th, 2007, 2:32pm » |
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Re: Golf Story
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