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matman
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Marital Compatibility
« on: May 22nd, 2007, 1:55pm » |
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An elderly couple had been dating for some time. Finally they decided it
was time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went out to dinner and
had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on. Finally the old
gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of their physical
relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she responds carefully, "I'd have to say I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment.
Then looking over his glasses, looked her in the eye casually and asked,
. . . "Was that one or two words?"
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Re: Marital Compatibility
« Reply #1 on: May 27th, 2007, 7:44pm » |
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Re: Marital Compatibility
« Reply #2 on: May 28th, 2007, 4:59am » |
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Re: Marital Compatibility
« Reply #3 on: Jun 1st, 2007, 5:11am » |
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