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lilboo
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Ed Zachary Disease
« on: May 19th, 2007, 9:02pm » |
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Subject: Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date
or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something
wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the
well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Tang.
Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Tang said, "OK, take off all
your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and crawl
reery, reery fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.
Dr. Tang then said, "OK, now crawl reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr Tang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf
sex or dates."
The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Tang what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"
Dr. Tang sighed deeply and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your
face look Ed Zachary like your ass."
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Re: Ed Zachary Disease
« Reply #1 on: May 22nd, 2007, 6:56pm » |
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I needed that today TFF!!!!
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Re: Ed Zachary Disease
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