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matman
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Why I had to fire my secretary
« on: May 9th, 2007, 3:08pm » |
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>Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that
>morning. I went downstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be pleasant
>and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me.
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>As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
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>I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids....They will remember.
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>My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn't say a word. So
>when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
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>As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good Morning Boss,
>and by the way Happy Birthday! "It felt a little better that at least someone
>had remembered.
>I worked until one o'clock, when Jane knocked on my door and said, "You
>know, It's such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday, what do you say
>we go out to lunch, just you and me."
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>I said, "Thanks, Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"
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>We went to lunch. but we didn't go where we normally would go. She chose
>instead a quiet bistro with a private table. We had two martinis each and I
>enjoyed the meal tremendously.
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>On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, It's such a beautiful
>day... We don't need to go straight back to the office, Do We ?"
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>I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"
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>She said, "Let's drop by my apartment, it's just around the corner."
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>After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said, " Boss, if you
>don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for just a moment. I'll be
>right back."
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>"OK," I nervously replied.
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>She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out
>carrying a huge birthday cake. followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of
>my friends and coworkers, all singing "Happy Birthday. "
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>And I just sat there...
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>Silently...
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>On the couch...
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>Naked.
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Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
« Reply #1 on: May 9th, 2007, 8:12pm » |
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Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
« Reply #2 on: May 14th, 2007, 3:58am » |
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Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
« Reply #3 on: May 19th, 2007, 2:25pm » |
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Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
« Reply #4 on: Jun 1st, 2007, 5:12am » |
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Re: Why I had to fire my secretary
« Reply #5 on: Jun 1st, 2007, 11:15am » |
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ROTFLMAO
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