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Yorky
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BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES
A blonde phones her boyfriend and says, 'Please come over here and help
me I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started.'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him
in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says, 'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be
able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'
He takes her hand and says, 'Second, I want you to relax'.
'Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then'
He sighed.........'Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.'
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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sandie99
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Re: blondes
« Reply #1 on: Apr 25th, 2007, 3:17am » |
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