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win,some/ya,lose some
« on: Apr 18th, 2007, 8:28am » |
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A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing St. Peter she asked "Is my time up?"
He said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her teeth!
Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of St. Peter, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
St. Peter replied: "I didn't recognize you."
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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