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Guiseppi
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April Fools for the ladies
« on: Apr 1st, 2007, 12:26pm » |
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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him
"Take me, young man. Take me now!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.
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Re: April Fools for the ladies
« Reply #1 on: Apr 2nd, 2007, 1:26pm » |
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Re: April Fools for the ladies
« Reply #2 on: Apr 2nd, 2007, 6:40pm » |
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today is a gift.....thats why it is called the
present.
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Re: April Fools for the ladies
« Reply #3 on: Apr 2nd, 2007, 7:23pm » |
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 April fools!
Charlotte
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