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cynjeep89
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Walmart Greeter
« on: Mar 30th, 2007, 9:14pm » |
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A very loud, unattractive and mean woman walked into Walmart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way thru the entrance.
The Walmart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't. The older one's 9 and the other one's 6. Why they hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
"I'm neither" replied the Greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice".
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Re: Walmart Greeter
« Reply #1 on: Mar 31st, 2007, 3:31am » |
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Re: Walmart Greeter
« Reply #2 on: Mar 31st, 2007, 10:16am » |
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Trying to decide how I can fit that line in at work and not lose my job!!!!!
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Re: Walmart Greeter
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