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Melissa
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How to speak about men and be politically correct
« on: Mar 30th, 2007, 2:29pm » |
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1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."
2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN."
3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" -
He...... "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."
4. He is not "BALDING" -
He is in....... "FOLLICLE REGRESSION."
5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."
6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pan ts - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE.
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Re: How to speak about men and be politically corr
« Reply #1 on: Mar 30th, 2007, 4:54pm » |
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Thank you, Melly! 
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Re: How to speak about men and be politically corr
« Reply #2 on: Apr 1st, 2007, 4:41pm » |
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Very good Mel !!!!!!!!!!!!
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