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burnt-toast
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Saving G.W.
« on: Mar 30th, 2007, 9:36am » |
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George W. Bush, out jogging one morning, trips and falls over a bridge railing and lands in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pull him out of the water. G.W. was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.
The first kid said, "I would like to go to Disneyland." G.W. said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." G.W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"
The third kid said, "I need a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!" G.W, a little perplexed asks, "Why do you need a wheelchair, you don't look like injured?"
To which the kid replies, "Yeah, not right now, but I will be when my dad finds out I helped save your ass from drowning!"
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: Saving G.W.
« Reply #1 on: Mar 31st, 2007, 3:34am » |
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Re: Saving G.W.
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