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a blonde flat tire
« on: Mar 28th, 2007, 10:03am » |
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Subject: a blonde flat tire
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate
one day. so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road.
She carefully steps out of the car and opens the
trunk.
She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing
oncoming traffic.
The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats
exposing their nude
bodies to approaching drivers...
Not surprisingly, the traffic became snarled and
backed up.
It wasn't very long before a
police car
arrives.
The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde
of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on
here?"
My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
"Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
pictures
doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer.
"Oh, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
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Re: a blonde flat tire
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