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The Italian Golfer
« on: Mar 14th, 2007, 7:51pm » |
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An 80-year old Italian man goes to the doctor
for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good
shape the guy is in and asks, "How do you stay in such
great physical condition?"
I'm Italian and I am a golfer," says the old
guy," and that's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up
well before daylight and out golfing up and down the
fairways. Have a glass of vino, and all is well."
"Well," says the doctor, "I'm sure that helps,
but there's got to be more to it. How old was
your Dad when he died?"
"Who said my Dad's dead?"
The doctor is amazed. "You mean you're 80
years old and your Dad's still alive. How old is he?"
"He's 100 years old," says the old Italian
golfer. "In fact he golfed with me this morning, and
then we went to the topless beach for a walk, that's
why he's still alive ... he's Italian and he's a golfer
too."
"Well," the doctor says, "that's great, but I'm
sure there's more to it than that. How about your
Dad's Dad? How old was he when he died?"
"Who said my grandpa's dead?"
Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you're 80
years old and your grandfather's still living!
Incredible, how old is he?"
"He's 118 years old," says the old Italian
golfer. The doctor is getting frustrated at this point,
"So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning
too?"
"No. Grandpa couldn't go this morning because
he's getting married today."
At this point the doctor is close to losing it.
"Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old
guy want to get married?"
"Who said he wanted to?"
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Re: The Italian Golfer
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