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Swearing-A Classic
« on: Mar 11th, 2007, 11:26pm » |
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A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after me, OK?". "OK" the 4 year old agrees with
enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast.
"Oh shit ,mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f@8ing Coco Pops."
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Re: Swearing-A Classic
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